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ORDER NOW ! "YOU DON'T KNOW DICK" Our HOT selling cd of NEW original music and comedy is DIRECTMAIL ready to SHIP TO YOU. Order today and be the first in your town to have this Dick Twang CD. This is the shit.
LYRICS INCLUDED IN BOOKLET !
(c) 2005 Dick Twang Band SALE:IN STOCK ORDER NOW! $14.95 + S&H ($1.95) SEND MONEY ORDER NOW! NEXT DAY SHIPPING! ($16.90)
Songs: Suspicious Trapline, Dry Meat, Alcohol Lake, Trailer Trash Whore, I Own 1/264th Of A Casino, Trans gender Indian, Tennessee Stairway To Heaven (On The Bayou), Welfare Song, Beer Can, Spank-Walk, Voodoo Indian, Cycle Of Abuse + Bonus Track(Old Blue Car "film edit") + speaks from Elvis, Dick and Horace
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Songs: Classifieds, Elvis At The Dawson, Elvis Speaks, Old Blue Car, Horace Speaks, How Pissed Off Am I?, Pissed Off Polka, Lysol Rap, Seymour *Uh* Speaks, Pouce Coupe Woman, Dick Speaks, Screaming In The Pits Of Hell, Beer Song, Encore For Elvis, Suspicious Trapline
LP9401 (100% Dick Twang)$14.95 each(CDN or USD) + S&H $1.95 (Mailed to you.)COLLECTORS: A limited amount of original cassette tapes available $15.95 S&H
THESE ARE HOT! Great Video, with bikes,quads,sleds,cars,chicks and crazy tricks plus the voodoo indian! ORDER NOW!
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IN STOCK- SEND CHECK OR M/O ($CDN) 25$ ea.
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c/o 9408-8 ST, Dawson Creek, BC, V1G 3N9
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USA residents please send $USDbank draft NOT US postal money orders. Not a good idea to send cash in the mail but we will accept it if it gets here. Canadian residents can send personal checks but they will have to clear our bank before we ship your order, and will cause a delay.
These CD's are always in stock here and ready to mail to you. Credit card orders should click Amazon, CD Baby, Indie Pool, Indie Warehouse links on front page.
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(We will be accepting credit cards soon) email us with any questions: dicktwang@hotmail.com
$12.00 each cd + 1.95 S&H, with any other cd order. Not available seperately at this time.
ORDER this CD DIRECTLY FROM US! The Original Michael Anthony Show radio Interview with Dick Elvis and Horace! This is funny shit and includes Dick's preview of "Dry Meat" written for the new cd! Elvis is out of county jail and has to be woke up for the interview.
Various Dealers:
BC: Farmington General Store- Hart Hotel, Pouce Coupe- TAGS Tumbler Ridge-CD Plus Totem Mall, Fort St John- 8 Seconds Western Wear, Fort St John- Just Music, Cranbrook and Kimberly, Dick's Auto Repair, Dawson Creek, BC-CD PLUS Cranbrook, BC
Alberta: HMV Red Deer, Blackbyrd Myoozik, Edmonton-CD PLUS, Prairie Mall, Grande Prairie-SoundWaves, Grande Prairie-BayTree General Store-Crooked Creek General Store-Little Smoky Service, Little Smoky, AB-DeeJay's Music World, Olds- Worsley General Store-Megatunes, Calgary/Edmonton- Mountain Rocks, Canmore, AB
DICK TWANG BAND CD RETAILERS OF THE MONTH FOR Mar,2008
CD PLUS, Lindsay & Chris FORT ST JOHN BC
SOUNDWAVES, GrandePrairie, AB
DICK'S AUTO REPAIR, DAWSON CREEK BC 250-782-0120